This is a little bit different from what we usually do, but hey, things change, people adapt. Anyhoo, we’re going to start off a two-parter on the best headsets to use when your plans call for… phone sex. I know I’m always fiddling around with the headset, making sure the sound is right so that things can… progress. Using the right headset is an absolute must, so here’s a delicious little rundown starting at the bottom and working our way gently toward the top choice.
#10 The Add-800, aka Performance Plus II. This one is a solid choice for those times when you just want a reliable, no-fuss solution so you can really focus on what your audio erotic performer has to say. It has a super flexible microphone boom for those times when you’re tied up and still need to be able to get your point across. Its steadfast clickstop design boasts the ultimate in staying power for long, long calls. But if it lasts more than 4 hours, you may want to seek medical attention.
#9 The V-91. Ah, this one is great. This one fits like a glove, regardless of your size. Slides right on and so comfortable you could wear it all night long. It also has an easy-handling boom for transmitting those sounds of passion from any angle. And, in case you’re in a noisy area, it offers noise cancellation so your saucy interlocuter can focus on you and your needs.
#8 The H91N. This Plantronics model is top of the line. It offers the possibility of comfort all night long, just like your fantasy artist. Its sound quality is top-notch: no crackles or cutting out when things get hot. And you can quickly disconnect yourself from the computer while still wearing the headset–just perfect for a wee intermission.
#7 The H251N. This is the most common among Plantronics Headsets–the SupraPlus Monaural. It just SOUNDS sexy, doesn’t it? It is a strong contender, and it’s used by millions of consumers worldwide. Many of these consumers have tested this apparatus for relating their filthiest thoughts to a neutral stranger–you know, to be free of societal taboos–and have pronounced it quite fulfilling.
#6 The H261N. This model, also from Plantrontics, moves us one step closer toward the climax of quality. This little number will really dominate your attention. With its enhanced receive-side audio and flexible boom that can move anywhere you put it, you’ll be begging for more opportunities to use it. And really, don’t you deserve it? Want to tell it some dirty little secrets? Don’t worry, it won’t judge you–it’s binaural. It’s got tremendous noise-canceling abilities that allow your partner to focus on your enjoyment.
That’s enough for now. Tomorrow we’ll take you all the way to #1. You know you want it.
