#5 CS351N. This one is the bomb, it’s sure to keep you calling and calling. You can use this to wander in unmatched comfort. Perfect to use when your duties call for moving around and you just can’t be tied to a chair. Your “conversations” can continue anywhere within 300 feet from your phone. Perfect for sitting on the washing machine, on the kitchen table, anywhere!

#4 GN9350. Aaah, the joy of pure wireless freedom. You can connect to your phone with it, or use your computer. It takes pride in its long-lasting performance, both in traditional and more novel positions. Explore your true potential with a long, long range of up to 300 feet. That doesn’t even mention the multi-unit conferencing capability, which is amazing for times when you want to open things up. And 9-hours of talk time! You can’t beat that, except if you have the right equipment.

We’re getting closer and closer to the top…

#3 CS55. This model, from Plantronics, combines mobility with performance. And we all know what that means. Get up and move in complete freedom, nothing’s stopping you from enjoying your mobile fantasies. It filters all of the background noise as well, so your interlocutor can focus on you all night–with its 8-hour talk time.

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#2 Savi 100. This complete kit offers everything you need for your most complicated projects. It unifies and integrates with your phone and PC offering the top in headset performance. If you want the top. It’s so comfortable too, offering a huge wireless range for natural, unimpeded movement. Not only that, it has a long, long battery life and uses its power efficiently. Just like you, big guy.

Oh, oh, oh!

#1 Savi 200. This device can offer absolute control over your oral expressions. It’s very versatile crossing devices, platforms and applications. You can confess to it; it lets you connect to multiple applications with the touch of a button. It offers lifelike fidelity and virtual anonymity. The Savi 200 has redefined virtual collaboration. Why travel when you can get this close over the phone?

Thus concludes our top 10 list of ultimate headsets for phone sex. We hope you have enjoyed this two-part session as much as we have!

#8 The H91N. This Plantronics model is top of the line. It offers the possibility of comfort all night long, just like your fantasy artist. Its sound quality is top-notch: no crackles or cutting out when things get hot. And you can quickly disconnect yourself from the computer while still wearing the headset–just perfect for a wee intermission.

#7 The H251N. This is the most common among Plantronics Headsets–the SupraPlus Monaural. It just SOUNDS sexy, doesn’t it? It is a strong contender, and it’s used by millions of consumers worldwide. Many of these consumers have tested this apparatus for relating their filthiest thoughts to a neutral stranger–you know, to be free of societal taboos–and have pronounced it quite fulfilling.

#6 The H261N. This model, also from Plantrontics, moves us one step closer toward the climax of quality. This little number will really dominate your attention. With its enhanced receive-side audio and flexible boom that can move anywhere you put it, you’ll be begging for more opportunities to use it. And really, don’t you deserve it? Want to tell it some dirty little secrets? Don’t worry, it won’t judge you–it’s binaural. It’s got tremendous noise-canceling abilities that allow your partner to focus on your enjoyment.

That’s enough for now. Tomorrow we’ll take you all the way to #1. You know you want it.

1. create a temporary file system that is alway out and in use. File those receipts and that incoming mail as soon as you hit your desk.

2. make a date with your filing system every single week and never be late! I like to do my paperwork Sunday mornings.

3. stay healthy. It is easier to be organized when you are not distracted by aches and pains.

4. part of staying healthy is to be ergonomically organized. Sit on a yoga ball, get a proper keyboard, stand when talking on your wireless headset, etc.

5. Do not eat at your desk. Nothing clutters up a desk faster than food containers and crumbs.

I hope these tips help. They certainly help me to keeo my “get organized and efficient” resolution that I made a couple of years ago.

The Calvacade of Lights at Nathan Phillips Square

“Do you hear what I hear?” It’s time to put down those headsets and enjoy the holidays with these fun family event suggestions!

What the Elf – A Second City Show for the Whole Family!

 This family-friendly performance is a blend of sketches, songs, and improvisation taking a cue from family gatherings and holiday film classics. Come by and join improvised Christmas carols and watch the gift giving and getting- the Second City theatre troupe enact the mishaps and the comedies that happen in the midst of holiday traditions.

Friday, December 26 and Friday, January 2, 3:00pm – 4:30pm. $12 per person or $40 for a family pack of 4. Visit secondcity.com for more details.

Skating! The Calvacade of Lights at Nathan Phillips Square

Nathan Phillips Square in downtown Toronto is lit up and ready to host you for a magical night of outdoor ice skating! Come by and enjoy live concerts, fireworks, and DJ entertainment all throughout December on every Saturday night. Other nights will be filled with music, special events, and lights so come by and lace up those ice skates! Special events begin at 7:00pm. Click here for more information about city-operated ice rinks.

The CS 55 Wireless Headset is, believe it or not, the number one selling headset in the world. There are a few reasons why it is the headset of choice among our clients and pretty much everyone else. To begin with, the 1.9 GHz DECT technology allows for crystal clear conversation with little to know interference, for as big of a range as 300 feet! Another great benefit of the CS 55 headset is that it is very versatile and comfortable, ergonomically speaking. There are three different ways to where the CS 55. There is also a digitally-encrypted signal for added security and an optional handset lifter, which is very cool. It allows you to answer incoming calls when you are away from your desk and computer. As an added bonus, you can also end the call without having to go back to your desk as well. A busy light will display so that, as you are walking around the hallways of your building or the kitchen  beside your home office, people will know that you are engaged in a phone call and (hopefully) not interrupt your conversation.

The CS 55 Wireless Headset is on sale at Headset Express for $319.00 right now. That is a full $100 off the original price. Just in time for the holidays!

Charlie Brown on stage this month at the Lorraine Kimsa Theatre for Young People

Your headsets probably aren’t playing holiday music! Here are some fun family events to fill your eyes and ears with holiday cheer!

Niagara Falls Winter Festival of Lights. This FREE festival kicks off this week in Niagara Falls with an incredible display of lights and outdoor activities for the whole family. Visit the Niagara Parks Winter Wonderland where more than 125 Disney lighting displays and over 3 million glittering ground and tree lights. On Duffering Islands you can see prehistoric and modern Canadian wildlife displays including moose, buffalos, rams, bears, etc. all lit up with over 220 000 LED lights. Lots more to see on site! Visit wfol.com for more details.

You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown. Come see the Peanuts characters come to life this month on stage at the Lorraine Kimsa Theatre for Young People. Recommended for ages 6 and up, this stage production is sure to please everyone in the family! Lorraine Kimsa Theatre for Young People is located on Front Street near Sherbourne in downtown Toronto; visit the Theatre’s website (lktyp.com) for performance schedule, driving directions, and to buy your tickets ($9). On now until December 30.

Christmas in High Park at Colborne Lodge. Take a walk through High Park and visit Colborne Lodge for a cup of mulled cider and to learn about what a Victorian Christmas was like. Colborne Lodge is the Victorian house once owned by the founders of High Park and it is decorated in Victorian Christmas tradition and open for tours between 12pm and 4pm through to January 4, 2009. Click here for more details (admission $4-$6).

You might think that wearing wireless headsets and other ergonomic office products is one of the few improvements you can make to your life. In fact, there is a lot that you can do to improve your health and comfort while performing everyday tasks- even at home.

The holidays are just around the corner and you’re ambitiously heading to the stores to purchase gifts for all the people on your list. Before leaving on your shopping expedition, think about wearing comfortable shoes that will support your feet and help you maintain good posture as you brave the crowds. If you are heading to a shopping centre, use the coat check service to take some relief from the weight of your winter jacket.

Now that you’re back home and feeling great about having accomplished your gift shopping, the hard work begins: writing cards and wrapping a mountain of presents. You will be writing, folding, and cutting a lot of wrapping paper, and that can lead to strain and repetitive stress injuries.

Here are some tips to help you with gift wrapping and card writing during the holidays:

1. Watch for writer’s cramp and repetitive stress injuries to your wrist. Use a pen that does not require much pressure to write and take breaks between batches of cards.
2. Keep the lighting bright to avoid eye strain.
3. Use scissors that fit your hand. Children’s scissors are not large enough for you; buy new scissors that fit comfortably. They’ll be nice and sharp, too!
4. Bend at the knees while picking up large boxes.
5. Routinely stretch your back and neck; working hunched over at a table can cause strain to your upper body.

Have fun and pace yourself: who says taking breaks can’t come with egg nog?

For those of you looking to get into the spirit of the holidays, make your way to the Yonge-Dundas Square this Sunday November 16 for the larger-than-life Santa Claus Parade! The Parade starts at 12:30pm but arrive early for a free grab ‘n go breakfast for the first 5,000 people to arrive at the square. There will also be live entertainment with a magician, Celebrity Clown, face painting, a live band, team mascots and celebrity photos and autographs. To view the complete Santa Claus Parade route map visit www.toronto.com.

For those of you wishing to stay in or visit the Mississauga area, may we suggest these fun events:

The Kidbits Professional Book Fair continues this weekend through to November 23 at the Central Library at 310 Burnhanthorpe Rd. W. Stop in with the whole family and see what your local library has to offer!

Come and check out the “Voices and the Band” live show at the Clarington pub this Saturday evening, November 15, for some great music, food, and drinks. Everyone is welcome! The show starts at 9pm and is free.

The Clarington Pub is located at 2157 Royal Windsor Drive, Mississauga, ON. For more details about the “Voices” show, contact Stella Rezgo at 416-457-8428.

May we also recommend the Diwali Show 2008 presented by Shree Prajapati Mandal. The show takes place Sunday, November 16, at 2pm at Hammerson Hall. Come and enjoy local community dancing and singing in celebration of cultural heritage. For tickets, call the box office at (905) 306-6000. Ticket prices are $15 / $20 / $25.

So it is time to drop your headsets, head out of the office, and enjoy the fun events happening in Toronto and Mississauga!